responses to the question “you got a name?”, all of which i have used, especially whilst sleep-deprived and/or not paying attention

• “i do!” followed by me not saying my name, ever, at any point
  
• “do you?”
  
• “i have many” no idea what i meant w/ that one like, sincerely, and that was probably deeply unnerving or at least moderately unnerving
  
• “possibly? who knows”
  
• “that sure is.. a question. that has an answer”
  
• “yeah..” followed by uncomfortable laughter