this is the funniest scene in the whole show

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Phineas: Isabella! Anything in the Fireside Manual about escaping from quicksand?

Isabella: I’ll bring it up at the next meeting.

Buford: Hey guys! I landed up here! Should I come down?

Baljeet: No! Throw down that vine!

[Dramatic music swells as Buford lifts up an entire vine and hefts it over his head to chuck down.]

Baljeet: No! Just. One. End.

Buford: Okay! But I don’t know what you’re gonna do with half a vine!

Baljeet, quietly to the others: Is it me? It is him, right?

Phineas, once everyone has grabbed onto the vine: Buford, pull!

[Buford makes a very loud noise of strained effort]

Phineas: On the vine!

Buford: Whoops! Sorry.

Phineas, to Baljeet: It’s him.