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bi-nick-carraway:

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bi-nick-carraway:

So I’m on Barnes&Noble online shopping for a copy of The Great Gatsby with a fancy cover, as you do, and


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SOMEONE WROTE A WHOLE ASS NOVEL ABOUT NICK??? AND I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT IT???????????

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@fumkyfrenshfamtherfigure

the

WHAT

YEAH!!

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The synopsis reads, “Nick Carraway meets his mysterious neighbor, Jay Gatsby. Gatsby doesn’t seem to eat anything, and has an aversion to silver, garlic, and the sun, but good friends are hard to come by. Especially an interesting millionaire like Gatsby.


When Gatsby asks Nick to help catch a murderer, Nick just can’t say no. And, of course, Nick agrees to set up a tea date for his cousin Daisy and Gatsby. It’s harmless to reunite two old friends; until Nick realizes the truth he’s known, deep down, the entire time.


Jay Gatsby is a vampire.”

That sounds amazing.

But also, i see your vampire gatsby and raise you


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Jack Russell terrier Nick Carraway

HELLO!?!?!?

People saw great Gatsby public domain and immediately went bokbers

no

you SAY they went bonkers

but what i say is that theyve had these drafts waiting in the wings

one toe over the starting line

looking at the public domain date and saying to themselves

bet

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  7. foul-z-fowl said: There are SO many new retellings from all basically everyon'es perspective’s now, I’m so glad. English Teachers are inadvertently fueling a queer classic literature renaissance by making us all read this.
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    So I'm on Barnes&Noble online shopping for a copy of The Great Gatsby with a fancy cover, as you do, and