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We were at a market place on a new continent and were checking out the fruit stands.

Rogue: Are there any fruits I don’t recognize?

DM: You’ve never seen a kiwi before.

Rogue: Excellent. I buy a kiwi.

DM: But it’s full of citrus. Your character is allergic to citrus.

Rogue: I know that. But he’s never seen a kiwi before.