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I’d like to inform the masses that on March 1st, 2020 at approximately 4 in the afternoon I preformed a tik tok “life hack” on myself that claimed to remove one’s gag reflex. I did not think it would work.

It did.

It is currently March 4th, 9:54pm. My gag reflex has yet to return. At random intervals throughout the last few days I have been randomly jamming my finger into my mouth in hopes that it has returned.

It has not.

My friends (who also participated) have all had their gag reflexes returned to them (usually within 24 hours of participating). I am the only one whose gag reflex has not returned.

I worry for my future.

For all y’all wondering how

https://twitter.com/hoemoticon/status/1234314547881594881?s=21

¿alex? on Twitter

“now how the hell she just find a cheat code on getting rid of your gag reflex https://t.co/bT5UHAHUMh”

Twitter

HOWRE YOU GONNA GIVE THEM THE POWER TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I MADE 😭😭😭

HOW YOU GONNA LITERALLY DELETE YOUR GAG REFLEX???????? FUCKN WHAT

YOU DID IF TOO DONT EVEN @ ME FAM YOU WERE JUST AS STUPID AS I WAS 😭😭

I AIN’T GONNA DENY THAT I BE SWALLOWING SPAGHETTI

It’s been five days…

I don’t remember what it was like to be normal.

BRUH I JUST ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED MY TONSIL AGAIN IM HOLLERING GIVE ME MY GAG REFLEX BACK

I accidentally stabbed the back of my throat with a butter knife last night while making toast this is the fifth day I’ve woken up without my gag reflex

where is she

I miss her

MY LACK OF GAG REFLEX CANE IN HANDY FOR ONCE I GOT A POPCORN KERNEL STUCK IN MY THROAT AND I WAS JUST SAT THERE FOR 10 MINUTES TRYING TO COUGH IT UP BEFORE I REALIZED THAT I COULD JUST REACH BACK AND GET IT OUTURDYSEJTJEYRKDUTFLIYGUO

For those of you wondering, no my gag reflex has not come back, yes it is the 12th of March, yes I have accepted my fate.

Not that it matters but it is now the 27th of March, it’s almost been a month now

I cant tell you how many times I have almost choked because I shoved too much food in my mouth without realizing

I hate it here

What’s the point of hoping anymore

IT WORKED WTF

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WORKED I OFFICIALLY HAVENT HAD A GAG REFLEX FOR A MONTH OF COURSE IT WORKED 😭😭😭

day 45

74

good morning, its officially been a year