Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash

Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

don’t worry, i’ve compiled at least 121 distinct and discrete personal jesuses so no one else has to

there are over 7 billion people on this planet which means approximately 58 million people have to share a “personal” jesus. what a fucking scam.

“we’re going to get nasty letters saying ‘where’s my personal jesus?’ ‘why don’t i have a personal jesus?’”