AU where Bella doesn’t TELL Edward that she knows, she just strolls into lunch one day and goes “hey guys, I’ve got a question for the table. Just for funsies, you know, just totally off the top of my head. Would you fuck a vampire, yes or no? I vote Yes.” And then stares across the cafeteria without blinking while Edward chokes.

This is my favourite because if you think about Jessica as a character she would 100% be in for that conversation and would start the pros and cons list making it a conversation that ends up including everyone and lasts for like days.