captainlordauditor:

sandsbuisle:

frownyalfred:

dragonpuppies:

welshronin:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

frownyalfred:

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

If Batman hears someone’s attacking the manor, he will book it there as fast as he can.

Rando: “I’m sure he’ll be fine, Bruce. They’ll probably try to catch him as bait for you-”

Bruce: “It’s not Alfred I’m worried about. I’ll never forgive myself if I get [villain] killed”

Rando: “…What?”

Bruce: “Alfred always keeps his gun in perfect shape.”

Gun? Singular?

batman made him get rid of them because he doesnt like guns but he managed to keep one hidden