I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch
Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!
He’s just an old man...he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!
Alfred: Oh my you’re right
There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well
(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING
Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!
Alfred:
Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance --- but not for me”
@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this
If Batman hears someone’s attacking the manor, he will book it there as fast as he can.
Rando: “I’m sure he’ll be fine, Bruce. They’ll probably try to catch him as bait for you-”
Bruce: “It’s not Alfred I’m worried about. I’ll never forgive myself if I get [villain] killed”
Rando: “...What?”
Bruce: “Alfred always keeps his gun in perfect shape.”
Gun? Singular?
batman made him get rid of them because he doesnt like guns but he managed to keep one hidden