All right, guys, the rest of tonight is (possibly) going to be spent tracking the progress on the Ever Given, a 400-meter-long container ship that ran aground in the Suez Canal and is currently struck.
Because, yes, if that picture doesn’t clue you into just HOW BIG OF A PROBLEM THIS IS…
Just look at this disaster.
oh this is dated March 23 this is TODAY
Yes, I just checked the Marine Traffic website and this is live:
Update as of 6pm EST lol
Look at all the little tugs. you go get em my dudes
Zoomed out more and I am *wheezing*
Like these are normal shipping lanes but just look how many are pointed directly *at* the canal. Y’all done fucked up
GUYS NO YOU’RE LEAVING OUT MY FAVORITE PART:
CAN YOU IMAGINE.
Now this is shipping drama!
Ok I’m so sorry for reblogging the boat for a third time but I cannot BELIEVE the other two posts forgot to mention the penis