this literally belongs in 17776/20020. this is jon bois’s big-stakes absurd humor made real

the massive scale of it all, the maps showing the effects, the gargantan consequences from something so absurdly stupid and juvenile as a dick and butt being drawn in the ocean by a cargo ship bigger than the empire state building that then gets wedged in a tight canal that 10% of world trade passes through and blocking the flow of traffic. this is literally it

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