Every time I see a post about this boat something new appears. It’s been less than 3 days.

“Haha a boat got stuck and is causing traffic”

“Oh wow a tiny excavator is trying to dig it out that’s kind of funny”

“...the driver of the boat drew a dick before getting stuck. Nice”

“The boat got ITS dick stuck in the dirt and that’s what they’re digging out????”

“One of the boats thats stuck in traffic is an old Russian oil tanker that was marked as a warship accidentally????????? And it crashed into another boat????”

How is boat news so interesting how did I never know