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mmm block my canal daddy 😘

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Dammit now people are going to start shipping the damn boat and the damn canal I hate you

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I’ll leave it to someone else to check, but I will bet you anything there’s already fanfic on ao3

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CALLED IT

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XXX-TRA WIDE CARGO STUFFS MAJOR SHIPPING LANE—DELIVERS HUGE PAYLOAD!!

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fuck it i’m gonna get in on this

tumblr commision me to write suez canal crack ship fic

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I got paid $4 to write an omegaverse suez canal fanfic, please someone pay me $5 not to write it