mmm block my canal daddy 😘
Dammit now people are going to start shipping the damn boat and the damn canal I hate you
I’ll leave it to someone else to check, but I will bet you anything there’s already fanfic on ao3
XXX-TRA WIDE CARGO STUFFS MAJOR SHIPPING LANE—DELIVERS HUGE PAYLOAD!!
I got paid $4 to write an omegaverse suez canal fanfic, please someone pay me $5 not to write it