the venn diagram of “things said to an unconscious whumpee” and “things people say to you when you drop off the zoom call” is not a circle but it is pretty dang close
there is a shadowy third circle that’s less prominent that’s “things you say in a seance”
here’s the diagram:
The middle of this Venn diagram is a perfect summation of what it’s like to play a low-Constitution character who keeps dying in online Dungeons & Dragons