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the venn diagram of “things said to an unconscious whumpee” and “things people say to you when you drop off the zoom call” is not a circle but it is pretty dang close

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there is a shadowy third circle that’s less prominent that’s “things you say in a seance”

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here’s the diagram:

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The middle of this Venn diagram is a perfect summation of what it’s like to play a low-Constitution character who keeps dying in online Dungeons & Dragons