acemer1in:

theprinceofsnark:

askasexual:

occasionally-gay:

incessant-honking:

bad-puns-n-finger-guns:

ice-dispenser:

bad-puns-n-finger-guns:

2boldlyqueer:

sporkkles-irl:

bill-nye-official-blog:

ice-dispenser:

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

• sexual activity
• how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

• stealing my food 
• stealing my lemons
• my cat likes you more than me

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

its such a tragedy what happened to the actress who played the lemon stealing whore