ice-dispenser

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

  • sexual activity
  • how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

  • stealing my food 
  • stealing my lemons
  • my cat likes you more than me
bill-nye-official-blog

why are lemons separate from food op?

sporkkles-irl

everyone knows lemons arent food

2boldlyqueer

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

bad-puns-n-finger-guns

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

ice-dispenser

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

bad-puns-n-finger-guns

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

incessant-honking

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

occasionally-gay

What the fuck did i just watch.

askasexual

It- it’s not a Rick roll

theprinceofsnark

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

acemer1in

silver-tongues-blog

its such a tragedy what happened to the actress who played the lemon stealing whore