Silver Tongue

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langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

Your annual reminder that according to the novelisation of Thor: Ragnarök, Loki thinks chocolate fountains are fictional concept and that such a wonderful thing couldn’t possibly exist

I mean chocolate fountains are exactly the kind of indulgent stuff Asgard would have and fountains aren’t that big of a technological challenge for a magical space kingdom so I assume the chocolate is the problem. Maybe it just exists on Earth and is super-rare because no one wants to go there to get some and. Loki is probably a slut for chocolate in general and not least of all BECAUSE it’s super rare and expensive for Aesir. Loki can probably be bought at the price of 1 chocolate cake. The Avengers could have stopped the invasion so much easier.

#he thinks what now

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LEAVE MY DUMB CHILD ALONE

comics loki: texter, hacker, writer of slash fiction, really enjoys chocolate milkshakes

movie loki: “chocolate fountains aren’t real, idiot”

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