xxtc-96xx:

transcript-central:

phbismuthbeast:

tolkienandholmes:

sweetcribs:

alwaysbewoke:

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!

THE DICKHEADS ARE STUNNED

@mercer-safehouse  

Transcript: [In an australian accent: “This poor cat is stuck down the end of an alleyway and it’s getting bullied by a bunch of fuckin’ street toughs. They’re like, just tell us where you’re stashing the dead mice! But little do they know,” The voice picks up in volume, “THAT THERE MESSING WITH THE WRONG FUCKING CAT! He is OUT of here! What a sensational get away! The dickheads are stunned. There’s a rebound, a high jump, and then he stays low at the end. He’s like, eat my dust you fuck-knuckles! To quite the famous Australian commentator, Dennis Camedy(?), this is CENTIMETER PERFECT.”, laughing, “Sensational!”]

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