adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

nowsyourchanceto-deactivated202:

thatsdoctormartenstoyou:

drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023:

GEORGE: You know Jerry, I gotta say, I’m pretty UNNERVED at the impossible hallway outside your door.

JERRY: What do you mean, impossible?

GEORGE: I mean, in the dimensions of this building, it should not exist! It is a thing that should not be!

JERRY: George, that’s ridiculous, you walk through there all the time.

GEORGE: And yet I cannot grasp how I manage to move through that space! It’s a NonEuclidean hallway Jerry! NonEuclidean!

JERRY: What, you’re crazy, I think that hallway is VERY Euclidean! It’s a perfectly Euclidean hallway!

***KRAMER bursts through the door, somehow he is upside down***

JERRY: Kramer, do you think our hallway is NonEuclidean?

KRAMER: Oh, you’re just putting that together now, huh?

@turing-tested STATEMENT OF JERRY SEINFELD, REGARDING-

not saying this is the case, but i have seen places where corridors where shaped like this….

that said, im more concerned by how ppl decided that all the walls should be only paper thin….

Incidentally this knowledge came in handy at work today.