HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND THE BEST FUCKING HOUSE EVER. I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY SOMEONE GIVE ME $3.75million RIGHT NOW.
What even is this??? Why are there so many shapes? Why is there a fake mining tunnel with cars about to drop off a bridge like in a bad western?
There is just. So much going on here. And I love all of it. Supposedly that garage fits 11 cars and comes with a lift and a painting setup.
IMAGINE the DND games you could have right here.
Look at this fucking castle shit. Apparently there’s a huge dumbwaiter to bring up your firewood. And does that support pole have a tiny rock climbing wall???
OH MY GOD IT DOES. And there’s a piano with…rails? IDK.
I have 10% of an idea what’s happening here but is that…bench? covered in a string of heads??? With some kind of…prayer kneeling thingy at the end there? What is happening. What kind of weird religious bastard built this place?
I have so many questions about this random mining tunnel thing. So fucking many.
There’s even a 3D tour available: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/36570-Us-Highway-24-N-Buena-Vista-CO-81211/2076799379_zpid/?
Hey katy I know what house we’re stealing in the event of an apocalypse.
AGREED.
So that table you pointed out? It’s got a secret Easter Egg. It’s got laser engraved place mats. With….interesting names on them.
They say “Loader,” “Shit Nipper,” “Motor Man” and more I can’t make out or get a good angle on. It’s like the Seven Dwarves of place mats.
HOLY SHIT. What the fuck???
AND DOES IT ALREADY HAVE A MAP IN THE MIDDLE?! Is this actually already a DND table?
Got three more names of the table. “Stand Up Man”, “Dispatcher”, and “Foreman”
But more importantly, on the first floor, near one of the bedrooms, there is a door with a sign that says “You are Here. We are Close.” Which is when I realized this place is most definitely haunted
There are so many utterly bizarre signs in this house.
ALL THAT *AND* IT’S ALREADY HAUNTED?? THIS PLACE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!