xefros-tritoh:

yknow what the homestuck fandom has gotten to the point where you can just say some shit and ppl will agree so im gonna start posting some absolutely batshit headcanons i think are 100% true

• terezi hates the smell of banana peppers and WILL become violent in an attempt to escape the smell

• aradia, sollux, nepeta, and eridan all have sensory issues

• kanaya has an irrational fear of water

• karkat once spent a week awake and ended up eating coffee grounds at some point

• jade really likes asmr videos and listens to them when she goes to sleep

• jake once convinced dirk to be a streamer and he immediately gave up after being destroyed emotionally by a child playing WOW

• vriska is really good at throwing popcorn in the air and catching it with her mouth, which she learned trying to impress terezi

• when feferi was younger her hair never got tangled, and she rarely had to brush it. now its a constant battle

• june once busted open her chin because she tripped going up the stairs and dave still wont let her live it down

• tavros once got stuck in a doorway for an entire day

• you cant give nepeta sour candy because she will eat it all in one sitting and get sick

Terezi can taste cilantro. vriska cant. Terezi never lets vriska forget it