glumshoe

[4th grader voice] “I have the shortest pencil!”

[sounds of children snapping pencils into fragmented pieces] “no, now I have the shortest pencil!”

glumshoe

[sounds of electric pencil sharpener go on for two minutes]

[brief pause as 9 year old examines how short his pencil has become]

[continued grinding sounds]

crewdlydrawn

May I introduce my 4th grader’s creation:

Source: glumshoe