“american psycho was directed by a woman” i say bluntly to the funny man talking me down. his face curls up immediately and he starts sobbing, falling to the ground, shaking and crying profusely. win for the tumblr girl.
“The book it’s from was written by a gay man” I add
said sobbing man is homophobic, so this sends him into a spiral of uncontrolled anguish that cannot be reversed.