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elf-kid2:

jamesspaderspyballoon:

worldhammerer-old:

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

Maple syrup vampire husband

Reblogged 2 years ago from rockboci (Originally from worldhammerer-old)
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    what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood