The word “platonic” implies Plato never scored
*ancient Greek bully voice* wow Plato you’re such a limp dick we should just call anything non-sexual Plato-like
fun fact! its because in greece, philosophers often had sex with their students. it was standard practice and considered a form of payment. Plato, however, didnt sex his students. he just sat in the equivilent of a dennys parking lot and got trolled by diogenes with a plucked chicken
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The word "platonic" implies Plato never scored
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