itsapmseymour

Fanservice jokes without the Fanservice,

Is peak comedy

itsapmseymour

"man did you see her rack"

"Oh totally!! She bought it at Ikea, holds 12 fucking towels!"

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"that is a sweet ass you got there"

"actually it's a Mule, his name is Stan"

moriyafaith

okay but why are there so many synonyms for breasts and ass

itsapmseymour

Humans get bored

silver-tongues-blog

“nice melons!”
“thanks. i think theyre honeydews but they were buy one get one free”