I saw a post that was like "Guillermo del Toro should direct a Venom sequel" and I get where it's coming from, but that actually sounds terrible.

Can you imagine?? Letting him turn it into a heartwrenching story about wonder and connection in the middle of oppression? Giving it weight and emotional gut-punches and beautiful fairy-tale imagery???

That's not the turd-in-the-wind stupid movie you fell in love with. You don't want poetic dream sequences and themes about the human condition, you want a sweaty man biting a live lobster in half and I think you all know it.

I didn’t realize that was what I was saying but yes I think it is.