spoogliedoo

this tweet fucking rules – it’s utterly incomprehensible on so many levels. 

plant-based beer? is there meat-based beer? what the fuck is meat-based beer, chuck? 

why is he thanking joe biden? is the senate majority leader not typically allowed to watch the oscars? 

why is chuck sitting so close to the tv? and in what is that, a dining chair? who watches television like this? 

death2america

this tweet is environmentally sustainable because someone clearly turned off the lights when screenshotting it