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anyone see that insanely tall duck that was going around on twitter

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lmao

He’s not a mallard. He’s a mallard/indian runner cross. Still a cute duck, though.

i think this duck is a human man actually

✅ biped

❌ featherless

this is not a man

this duck is a human woman

As a woman professional. I can assure you women have feathers

women may have feathers but men dont. man is a featherless biped ergo this duck is not a man

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