anyone see that insanely tall duck that was going around on twitter
He's not a mallard. He's a mallard/indian runner cross. Still a cute duck, though.
i think this duck is a human man actually
✅ biped
❌ featherless
this is not a man
this duck is a human woman
As a woman professional. I can assure you women have feathers
women may have feathers but men dont. man is a featherless biped ergo this duck is not a man