badendbirds:

Just thinking about how bad Lady/evil!Lup is at hiring people.

Sazed, the power-hungry fame-hound. He thinks he’s high on her list of priorities but he is a walking, talking headache.

Kalen, whose only real contribution initially was his money and personnel. He’s an entitled prick otherwise. She’s already planning how to subtly set him on fire.

Jenkins, who is such a miser with his power. He doesn’t even use the relic she have him unless he’s told to. So boring.

Lucas who literally can’t keep away from his science experiments long enough to be useful on a mission.

At least she’s got her capable ladies to keep the show running smoothly, what with her right-hand Killian and her spymaster Hurley.