cutthegordianknots:

tuomey:

megidonitram:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.

can you imagine being so far up your own ass with conspiracy theories that you forget about circles

I remember a reddit post once where they described ancient aliens as a show where someone folded paper in a way that it could glide, and then centuries later we invented airplanes, and then we called folded paper that could glide “paper airplanes”, and then found a centuries old paper airplane and said that proved there were alien airplanes because we call them paper airplanes and how could they know about airplanes back then?