“May I please have your undivided attention” no I have ADHD you may have a ¼ piece at best
#bitch my attention is always divided
#if you want a larger piece of attention than that you’ll have to fight for it with the closest available audible whirring ventilation fan
If I do NOT divide my attention in a way that my brain accepts as legal, you will get NONE of my attention because said brain will be too busy devoting ALL of my attention to how much it is making my bones vibrate inside my flesh to try to give you my undivided attention.