Silver Tongue

severalowls:

The reason vampires go to hell and werewolves don’t is that vampires just suck the juice out and waste the rest. If I saw somebody lick all the sauce off some pasta and leave the bare noodles intact I’d condemn them to eternal damnation too.

werewolves dont go to hell because theyre just big floofy doggos and everyone knows all dogs go to heaven

Reblogged 2 years ago from rockboci (Originally from severalowls)
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    The reason vampires go to hell and werewolves don't is that vampires just suck the juice out and waste the rest. If I...