severalowls

The reason vampires go to hell and werewolves don't is that vampires just suck the juice out and waste the rest. If I saw somebody lick all the sauce off some pasta and leave the bare noodles intact I'd condemn them to eternal damnation too.

silver-tongues-blog

werewolves dont go to hell because theyre just big floofy doggos and everyone knows all dogs go to heaven