Look, I wasn’t in charge of writing the script for The Mummy (1999), and I’m not saying I could do better, but if I hypothetically had been, there would definitely have been a seen that went like this:
Evie, tied up and about to be sacrificed by demons: “RICK, YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO READ THE INSCRIPTION. I NEED YOU TO FIND THE SIGN THAT SAYS “DBT”.”
RICK: WHICH ONE IS “DBT”
EVIE: IT’S THE CRESTED HOOPOE SIGN
RICK: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHICH ONE THE CRESTED HOOPOE IS
EVIE: IT LOOKS LIKE THE LAPWING ONLY THE LAPWING’S HEAD IS POINTIER THAN THE CRESTED HOOPOE’S. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU’D REVISED THIS?
RICK: NOT IN THAT KIND OF DETAIL. I IGNORED THE BIRDS
EVIE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU “ IGNORED THE BIRDS”
*Demons start chanting
EVIE: WELL YOU’RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO HURRY UP RICK. IS THERE A SIGN THAT LOOKS LIKE THE LAPWING BUT WITH A POINTIER HEAD
RICK: THERE’S ONE HERE THAT LOOKS LIKE A VULTURE BUT WITH LONGER LEGS AND A POINTY HEAD?
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.