filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

How come we can’t just have villains anymore

What if the evil fashion designer wanted to skin puppies because she was evil? What if the guy that stabbed a bunch of teenagers did that because he wanted to stab a bunch of teenagers? What if the evil witch wanted to cook and eat children because she was–you guessed it!–evil? Why’s everybody gotta have some tragic backstory for sympathy points? Boo! I want to see some unrepentant bastard do bastardly things and, perhaps, a woman covered in blood, also.

Everyone thinks their villain can be goob from meet the robinsons. Your villain will never be goob from meet the robinsons. Just make them evil.

Only two villains have good backstories to motivate them. Goob and dr. Doof