Silver Tongue
ajanigoldmane:
“ onion-souls:
“Out of all the pokemon that are “just an animal,” Toucannon is the most “just an animal.” Even Tauros has the tails and gems. Even seel and dewgong have horns and style. This Fruity Loops-peddling motherfucker is...

ajanigoldmane:

onion-souls:

Out of all the pokemon that are “just an animal,” Toucannon is the most “just an animal.” Even Tauros has the tails and gems. Even seel and dewgong have horns and style. This Fruity Loops-peddling motherfucker is exactly a toucan, failing to live up to the ballistic promise of its awesome name.

hey now this particular toucan is pissed the fuck off

hes pissed because hes a normal ass toucan and not something cool

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