Silver Tongue

adurot:

livekyoto:

snorfin-here:

appendingfic:

the-swift-tricker:

you-got-it-capstar:

the-swift-tricker:

it’s easy to mock the concept of batman’s secret identity and think it’s ridiculous that nobody would realize that he’s bruce wayne but if some lady suddenly showed up late at night dressed in full military grade kevlar and started fighting crime in los angeles i wouldn’t look at that and think “ah it’s kylie jenner”

Same logic applies to Clark Kent tbh

I wouldn’t see Superman, the crazy powerful alien, zooming past me and go “i think he’s secretly an award winning journalist”

“it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…anderson cooper?!”

Me: *sees masked man fighting both crime and police corruption*

Me: I have no idea who that is, but it is NOT a billionaire.

People don’t even recognise tony hawk without the skateboard what do you expect

People don’t even recognize Tony Hawk WITH a skateboard, bless them.

Not to dismiss the great Tony Hawk additions, but going back to Superman, I love during one of his reveals to the world where everyone learns he’s Clark Kent and Lex is just like I never even considered he Had a secret identity so it just never occurred to me to try and discover it.

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