*taps my husband's back before he heads out to tumblr war* think about me... dont mess around with those other tumblrinas. you have a wife at home.
*clutches my heart shaped locket with my wife's picture in it as the commissar reads off the new blocklist and callout posts*
This about ppl who couldn't afford to go go Tumblr University so they had to settle for Tumblr Millitary