Her best friend loves chick fil a and always feels guilty about it, so Steph just told her once ‘listen if you eat there send me $20 and all is forgiven” and. She did it.

And is still doing that. We’re working and Steph gets a notification and just goes “Oh L just sent me the Lesbian Forgiveness Tax for chick fil a” and I went ‘what’

@ all straight people who’ve ever eaten at chick fil a; cashapp a queer person $20 immediately