Terfs hate the “vagina owners” and other similar terminology but I personally enjoy being a Vagina Owner, as if my reproductive system is a stinky belligerent cat that I adopted from the vagina shelter
vagina owners and penis owners is just like the cat owners vs dog owners meme
penis owners: this is my MASSIVE MEGA unstoppable magic nuclear fuck wand, it’s 63% thicker than the average phallus, is full of pure massive dick energy, and my erections can jackhammer through granite
vagina owners: this is my shitty pain-filled spite vessel, it tries to claw my guts out once a month and bleeds all over my clothes when it wants attention
I tried to give her a bath, but she bit me and ran under the sofa