Speaking of Dawkins I once a dream that I was watching a news broadcast that was one of those "evolution vs. Christianity" debates and the preacher/Christian guy yelled "Oh, so you think humans come from MONKEYS? Prove it!" and the atheist scientist guy sighed and rapidly devolved into a chimpanzee. An announcer started talking about what a brave sacrifice it was because apparently it was impossible to reverse the devolution so the scientist was just a chimpanzee forever now