“I’m Jeff Probst. For this season of Survivor, we’re doing something a little bit different. In the biggest season yet, the tribes will be made up of world leaders. What they don’t know is that they’re not leaving this island. I’ve instigated a coup and am going to seize control of the world while they rot here in Fiji. 39 days, 20 contestants, no survivors. welcome to Jeff’s world!” 

How tf you gonna have Boris Johnson front and center and then say “Diplomacy is back” without irony?