[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]

"So what's the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly 'In Compton') and-- What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?"

"Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?"

"Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?"

"Yeah just put them in your mouth and they'll take 'em from you"

"In my MOUTH?"

"In your mouth, in your mouth"

[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] "Like this?

"Yeah almost like a walrus"

"And I just... I give it to..?"

"Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they'll take it from you"

[does it, people cheer]

".......thank you?"

I am fully convinced that this guy once messed with the fae, there is no other explanation for how he gets into these situations.