thecagedsong:

professorsparklepants:

professorsparklepants:

modern au where princess zelda wants to abolish the monarchy

Zelda: honestly i should get a stipend given my bloodline has to save the kingdom/world every hundred years or so, but that doesn’t qualify me to run the country. being descended from the reincarnation of a goddess should just make me a hereditary high priestess or something, that’s way more sensible than the divine right of kings.

Link: ma’am this is a wendy’s

Zelda: *Figures out how to step down and does it*

Zelda: *celebrates at Wendy’s*

Hyrule: *immediately goes to hell*

Zelda: Ahh…that’s what my ancestors meant. What do you say frycook, up for restoring the kingdom with me?

Link: My shift ends at five, and I have to be back by Wednesday. That okay?