people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:
- my parrot is a democratic socialist
- my arctic fox is an anarchopastoralist
- my catfish believes in the divine right of kings
“My dog is a democrat” stickers
Cause plenty spontaneous snickers,
But I can’t help ponder
Where else their views wander,
On what other points my pet bickers.To my mind the option it brings
Of increasingly niche-seeming things
Your critter conceives.
MY catfish believes
In the heavenly birthright of kings.:o
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