i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

The roadrunner could walk down these stairs.

I know I’d manage to break a leg on that rug…..

I wanna put it at the foot of my basement stairs…