me: what’s a “crack” ship?
deme: it’s when a ship is really random like uhh… in steven universe, greg and jasper or something
me: ……. okay no first of all i could see that working, greg likes huge women and jasper could be all tsundere about his affections and
deme: i regret this
a crack ship is shipping two characters who might not even know each other like mamu and madame broode from mario 2 and mario odyssey