The ritual requires a bell, book, and candle. Unfortunately, your car broke down in the middle of nowhere, and you have a cat toy, your car manual, and a spark plug. It’ll still work, right? Probably?
bell book & candle is for an exorcism, right? they work because they symbolically invoke the church. well, now you’re symbolically invoking your cat and your car. idk how powerful your car is, but your cat probably has it covered.
Originally for an excommunication, IIRC, I think the exorcism version is a pop culture mutation.
who you gonna excommunicate out on highway 3 south of faribault, lory? a raccoon?
that raccoon knows what it did